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The Tibetan Mastiff ( with appologies to T.S.Elliot for blatant plagiarism)
The tibetan mastiff's a curious dog,
If you offer him a toy, he would rather have a bone.
If you take him for a stroll, he will change it to a jog,
but take him for a run, and he'll slump along and moan..
Then when you have gone to work, and he's left sleeping like a log,
he'll soon find toys a plenty, like your brand new telephone.
Yes, the tibetan mastiff's a curious dog,
and there isn't any call for me to shout it.
for he will do
as he do do
and there's no doing anything about it.
The tibetan mastiff's a terrible bore,
When you let him in, then he wants to be out,
He's always on the wrong side of every door.
So he'll chew the door away, or he'll bellow and shout.
He likes to lie on the kitchen floor,
but he makes such a fuss if he can't get out.
Yes, the tibetan mastiff's a curious dog,
and there isn't any call for you to doubt it,
for he will do
as he do do,
and there's no doing anything about it.
The tibetan mastiff's a curious beast,
his disobliging ways are a matter of habit.
If you offer chicken wings, then he always wants a feast,
when there aren't any wings, then he won't eat rabbit.
If you offer him tripe, then he sniffs and sneers,
for he only wants what he finds for himself,
so you'll catch him in it right up to his ears
if you put it away on the larder shelf.
Tibetan mastiffs are artfull and knowing
Tibetan mastiffs don't care for a cuddle,
but he'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing
if he feels in the mood for a big hairy snuggle.
Yes, Tibetan mastiff's are curious beasts
and there isn't any need for me to spout it,
for he will do
as he do do
and there's no doing anything about it.
